Meat Eating Orchids

When I was young I wanted to be a stoner, loner, bone-marrow donor, kidney donor, downer, cheerleader, gang leader, drug dealer, Henry Miller; Heroin abuser, heroine, loser; lion feeder, snake breeder, guitarist, drummer, lead singer; deal closer, stock broker, heart breaker, mind deceiver, lawyer, renaissance whore, medieval royalty, vampire, viper, witch, warlock, Sherlock (Holmes), Hamlet, Harry Potter, bambi slaughter, better daughter; song writer, commando fighter, brighter, smarter, more stupid, cupid, easier, dirty bitch, preacher, pitcher, lover of my teacher; Kurt Cobain, Mark Twain, Beethoven, Sadam Hussein, everybody's friend, in demand, in a band, Spiderman, hit-man, on command, anorectic, epileptic, analphabetic, diabetic, ballet dancer, table dancer, stripper, Jack the ripper, faith keeper, tuned in, tuned right, crazy whacko, fucked up, Jackie O, Edgar Allan Poe, even so, anyhow, chairman Mao, Houdini, Fellini, skinny, obese, grateful, schizo, fitz of, Shakespeare, rapist, victim, angel, sharp angle, pentagram, square, achiever, giver, baby deliverer, rocking horse, rock chick, sewerage leak, super model, French poodle, Chinese noodle, troublemaker, undertaker, Jesus Christ, anarchist, fascist, in the Schindler list, biker, Rastafari, smooth operator, sexy motha-fucker, jock, joker, pot smoker, walrus, neurologist, surgeon, Sergeant Pepper, chili pepper, lieutenant, Jedi, sky diver, spinster, mistress, flower girl, Lolita, spouses cheater, obsessive eater, the people's meter, mother nature, neither (of the following:), pink haired, blond, blue eyed, nose bleedin', breast feedin' ,breast implanted, rented, perfect, distorted, warped, rapped, raped, demo-taped, Irish, organs seller, yachts sailor, make-up artist, clothes designer, molested minor, pyromaniac, android, paranoid, very vital, suicidal, riot grrrl, going to hell, do and tell, come and go, come-a-lot, Sir Lancelot, Lennon, Lenin, feminine, masculine, muscular, molecular, nuclear, dominatrix, in The Matrix, freed slave, in my grave, thief, peep show watcher, obsessive compulsive, less aggressive, present progressive, manic depressive, massive rocket, on "The Rocket", rolling stone, astronaut, alien, alien2, tattooed, woo-hooed, chewed, not myself, special, rational, spiritual, spontaneous, Aquarius, Pisces, lighter, enlightened, offender, defendant, prosecutor, executor, executive producer, film maker, famous actor, rockstar, rolled up in feathers and tar, grunge goddess, punk legend, in the city of Oz, fire hose, called Jose', called Yvette, vet, snortin' crystal meth, good in math, angel of death, Cheshire cat, guts cutter, war starter, peace maker, tear jerker, serial killer, gas filler, gas chamber, jury member,

someone they'll remember...